Why read?

If you laugh at inappropriate times or hear l’appel du vide, then my rambling thoughts may resonate with you. If not, perhaps you are one of those people who like to drive by car crashes really, really, slowly… if so, then this is for you. This is practically the same thing, just in mediocre prose.

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Humor, introspection, and a touch of philosophical inquiry.